theevilregaldoctor:

avengette:

hundred and hundreds of AUs

thousands actually

MILLIONS

Most of them involve me being famous just so I can hang out with other famous people. 

A lot of sex… I’m not gonna lie. I am an imaginary whore.

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPIRATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

me:  i'm gonna make you mine
me:  *right click, save image as*

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

coagulates:

I just wanna kiss you for a few hours

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*